i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
- Facebook: "Like this photo if you want to hit the person who did this to this poor child, 1 like equals 1 punch."
- Tumblr: "If 10,000 people reblog this, I won't kill myself."
- Sounding familiar? It's emotional blackmail, and a load of bullshit, stop trying to turn Tumblr into Facebook, and stop looking for attention, and get some help. That might sound cruel, but in the end, would you really kill yourself because you didn't get 10,000 reblogs on a post? If you really wanted to die, you would do it, maybe saying goodbye to a couple of people, if any, you wouldn't announce it to everyone, you wouldn't try to broadcast that you're going to kill yourself to a nation of people. Suicide is a real issue, so quit joking about it and talking about doing it, like you would talk about your weekend.
God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
This is brilliant.
in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons
hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it
does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not
This is my new favourite story on the internet.
suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect